Hello friends of meats. And welcome to this, the first of many Monday Meatings here at the Dubious Meat Company. As you well know, I am your boss (and meat overlord) Chris Cutlets. I hope you are settling in well after the ‘great reforming’ and if you are reading this then that would suggest you were not absorbed into the fabric of the building during the aforementioned reforming, which is good news. For you.
I hope ţ̴̯̱́̀́̏̑̊̋̾͋̐̄̑̕͘h̴͙̎͑̊̐̂̄̎͐̊̚̕͝e̴̤̺͉̠̣̜̳̺̼͎͕͊̈̀͆̒̾̃̚͜ͅ ̸̧̢̳̼͔̻̰̼͖̹̗͚̈́͑͝Ṃ̴͎̹̳̮̈͂͝͠E̶͉̟̰͍͓͐́Ä̷̡̧̧̫͔̝͖̝̹̮̺͍́͊̎̑͗͆͐͗́̚͜ͅŢ̴̨̖͇̦̤̭̬̪̦̠̈́̇͗͊̓͂̾͂̌́͘͝ ̵̧̳͕̣̪̺̙̥̫͈͔͆̓͑͋̃̓͐͌̐̂͠M̴̡͖̮̪̦͈̘̰̼̺̼̩̑̾̉̆͊̋̓͆̃͌̕̚͠͝Ơ̴̠̻̳͎͎̂̃͂̆͗̚͘ͅŢ̵͚͓͔̱̙̲̉͑̃̔͒̚H̶̜̜̗̙̮̠̣̮̙́̈́͘͜Ę̴̨̢͍̲̳͇̮̞̮͖̽͘Ŕ̴̼̘̭͑͑̈́̔̄͘ is fine.
There are parts of the meat mother that still exist somewhere in the deepest darkest bowels of the building. She is everlasting. She is primeval. You cannot extinguish the primordial meats.
An absolute delight Mr. Cutlets! I'm practically chomping at the meat bit for the next chapter. It greased the flaps just right if you get me ;) I knew they were making the right choice when they ascended you to overlord.
Thank you worker meat drone K-602, your kind words have been acknowledged and forwarded to Helen in HR. She will decide if they are kind pleasantries or inappropriate brown nosing. If they are found to be the latter then you will be ground into fine meat jam. But of course you will already be aware of this from your staff handbook and mandatory 'overlord respect' training seminars you have attended.
Understood, will not enter the new organic gateway. Especially since worker meat drone H-546's disappearance... Anyway I quite enjoyed the part where you mentioned meats. Delicious.
As long as you keep mentioning them I'll keep enjoying your newsletters Mr. Cutlets!
I have been informed by the whispering walls of the building that worker meat drone H-546 was indeed delicious and of course some loss is necessary to sustain the strength of the building. The building must feed after all.
Thank you, Meaty Overlord Cutlets the Glistening! My eye stalks enjoyed taking in your juicy words (and even juicier story!!) My morale has been boosted sufficiently.
Thank you Deborah, this is an appropriately meaty interaction to have with with your superior and meat overlord. I shall put your name forward as a recommendation for the monthly employee grease dousing as your reward.
I sincerely hope we see much more of our meaty products on YouTube soon . My favourite being the chicky lumps .those little guys are hilarious...when they aren't assimilating you.....
It's difficult to say, the reforming absorbed lots of the original organic workforce to rebuild the building's energy reserves. If he hasn't been digested by the walls then he might be birthed from behind the wallpaper at some point?
I would like to reccomend a book called medling kids. Its a cosmic horror comedy based on a scooby doo type group dynamic. Also this news letter was very informative and helpful (for my enjoyment levels). I can't wait to see whether she will talk to him or not.
I hope ţ̴̯̱́̀́̏̑̊̋̾͋̐̄̑̕͘h̴͙̎͑̊̐̂̄̎͐̊̚̕͝e̴̤̺͉̠̣̜̳̺̼͎͕͊̈̀͆̒̾̃̚͜ͅ ̸̧̢̳̼͔̻̰̼͖̹̗͚̈́͑͝Ṃ̴͎̹̳̮̈͂͝͠E̶͉̟̰͍͓͐́Ä̷̡̧̧̫͔̝͖̝̹̮̺͍́͊̎̑͗͆͐͗́̚͜ͅŢ̴̨̖͇̦̤̭̬̪̦̠̈́̇͗͊̓͂̾͂̌́͘͝ ̵̧̳͕̣̪̺̙̥̫͈͔͆̓͑͋̃̓͐͌̐̂͠M̴̡͖̮̪̦͈̘̰̼̺̼̩̑̾̉̆͊̋̓͆̃͌̕̚͠͝Ơ̴̠̻̳͎͎̂̃͂̆͗̚͘ͅŢ̵͚͓͔̱̙̲̉͑̃̔͒̚H̶̜̜̗̙̮̠̣̮̙́̈́͘͜Ę̴̨̢͍̲̳͇̮̞̮͖̽͘Ŕ̴̼̘̭͑͑̈́̔̄͘ is fine.
I have not heard from her since the reforming.
There are parts of the meat mother that still exist somewhere in the deepest darkest bowels of the building. She is everlasting. She is primeval. You cannot extinguish the primordial meats.
An absolute delight Mr. Cutlets! I'm practically chomping at the meat bit for the next chapter. It greased the flaps just right if you get me ;) I knew they were making the right choice when they ascended you to overlord.
Thank you worker meat drone K-602, your kind words have been acknowledged and forwarded to Helen in HR. She will decide if they are kind pleasantries or inappropriate brown nosing. If they are found to be the latter then you will be ground into fine meat jam. But of course you will already be aware of this from your staff handbook and mandatory 'overlord respect' training seminars you have attended.
Meats.
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Meats.
I like The part that cutlets talked about meat :)
The meat parts are the best parts
Understood, will not enter the new organic gateway. Especially since worker meat drone H-546's disappearance... Anyway I quite enjoyed the part where you mentioned meats. Delicious.
As long as you keep mentioning them I'll keep enjoying your newsletters Mr. Cutlets!
I have been informed by the whispering walls of the building that worker meat drone H-546 was indeed delicious and of course some loss is necessary to sustain the strength of the building. The building must feed after all.
first comment?
Thank you, Meaty Overlord Cutlets the Glistening! My eye stalks enjoyed taking in your juicy words (and even juicier story!!) My morale has been boosted sufficiently.
Thank you Deborah, this is an appropriately meaty interaction to have with with your superior and meat overlord. I shall put your name forward as a recommendation for the monthly employee grease dousing as your reward.
Yessir your fleshiness
Quite right.
Ty for the story obviously I give The Flappening 11/10 meat lumps.
Well of course!
Hmm yes meats
Needs more meat
Doesn't everything?
Will you adopt me
I sincerely hope we see much more of our meaty products on YouTube soon . My favourite being the chicky lumps .those little guys are hilarious...when they aren't assimilating you.....
Soon we will all be chicky lumps..
Praise the meat mother . Praise the lumps!!!
Cutlets, how is the Chicky Lumps mascot doing since the reforming? I haven’t seen it recently and I’m starting to worry.
It's difficult to say, the reforming absorbed lots of the original organic workforce to rebuild the building's energy reserves. If he hasn't been digested by the walls then he might be birthed from behind the wallpaper at some point?
I would like to reccomend a book called medling kids. Its a cosmic horror comedy based on a scooby doo type group dynamic. Also this news letter was very informative and helpful (for my enjoyment levels). I can't wait to see whether she will talk to him or not.
Oooo thanks for the recommend! I'll check it out!
We more snippets of your steamy romance! The details of the flaps are so lifelike, you truly are a fantastical author Mr. Cutlets!
There's a good reason why Chris Cutlets has won the award for excellence in meat based romantic fiction writing for four years in a row!