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Piglefraise's avatar

I hope ţ̴̯̱́̀́̏̑̊̋̾͋̐̄̑̕͘h̴͙̎͑̊̐̂̄̎͐̊̚̕͝e̴̤̺͉̠̣̜̳̺̼͎͕͊̈̀͆̒̾̃̚͜ͅ ̸̧̢̳̼͔̻̰̼͖̹̗͚̈́͑͝Ṃ̴͎̹̳̮̈͂͝͠E̶͉̟̰͍͓͐́Ä̷̡̧̧̫͔̝͖̝̹̮̺͍́͊̎̑͗͆͐͗́̚͜ͅŢ̴̨̖͇̦̤̭̬̪̦̠̈́̇͗͊̓͂̾͂̌́͘͝ ̵̧̳͕̣̪̺̙̥̫͈͔͆̓͑͋̃̓͐͌̐̂͠M̴̡͖̮̪̦͈̘̰̼̺̼̩̑̾̉̆͊̋̓͆̃͌̕̚͠͝Ơ̴̠̻̳͎͎̂̃͂̆͗̚͘ͅŢ̵͚͓͔̱̙̲̉͑̃̔͒̚H̶̜̜̗̙̮̠̣̮̙́̈́͘͜Ę̴̨̢͍̲̳͇̮̞̮͖̽͘Ŕ̴̼̘̭͑͑̈́̔̄͘ is fine.

I have not heard from her since the reforming.

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Will McDaniel's avatar

There are parts of the meat mother that still exist somewhere in the deepest darkest bowels of the building. She is everlasting. She is primeval. You cannot extinguish the primordial meats.

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Worker Meat Drone K-602's avatar

An absolute delight Mr. Cutlets! I'm practically chomping at the meat bit for the next chapter. It greased the flaps just right if you get me ;) I knew they were making the right choice when they ascended you to overlord.

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Will McDaniel's avatar

Thank you worker meat drone K-602, your kind words have been acknowledged and forwarded to Helen in HR. She will decide if they are kind pleasantries or inappropriate brown nosing. If they are found to be the latter then you will be ground into fine meat jam. But of course you will already be aware of this from your staff handbook and mandatory 'overlord respect' training seminars you have attended.

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Arthur's avatar

Meats.

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Arthur's avatar

I like The part that cutlets talked about meat :)

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Will McDaniel's avatar

The meat parts are the best parts

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Worker Meat Drone C-980's avatar

Understood, will not enter the new organic gateway. Especially since worker meat drone H-546's disappearance... Anyway I quite enjoyed the part where you mentioned meats. Delicious.

As long as you keep mentioning them I'll keep enjoying your newsletters Mr. Cutlets!

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Will McDaniel's avatar

I have been informed by the whispering walls of the building that worker meat drone H-546 was indeed delicious and of course some loss is necessary to sustain the strength of the building. The building must feed after all.

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dancing lumpy boy's avatar

first comment?

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Deborah in Accounting's avatar

Thank you, Meaty Overlord Cutlets the Glistening! My eye stalks enjoyed taking in your juicy words (and even juicier story!!) My morale has been boosted sufficiently.

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Will McDaniel's avatar

Thank you Deborah, this is an appropriately meaty interaction to have with with your superior and meat overlord. I shall put your name forward as a recommendation for the monthly employee grease dousing as your reward.

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Bonklehead's avatar

Yessir your fleshiness

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Will McDaniel's avatar

Quite right.

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Worker meat drone J-624's avatar

Ty for the story obviously I give The Flappening 11/10 meat lumps.

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Will McDaniel's avatar

Well of course!

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Proflama13's avatar

Hmm yes meats

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Will McDaniel's avatar

Doesn't everything?

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Meat son's avatar

Will you adopt me

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Chicky_lump_Odinson's avatar

I sincerely hope we see much more of our meaty products on YouTube soon . My favourite being the chicky lumps .those little guys are hilarious...when they aren't assimilating you.....

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Will McDaniel's avatar

Soon we will all be chicky lumps..

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Chicky_lump_Odinson's avatar

Praise the meat mother . Praise the lumps!!!

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Meat Fan 1678's avatar

Cutlets, how is the Chicky Lumps mascot doing since the reforming? I haven’t seen it recently and I’m starting to worry.

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Will McDaniel's avatar

It's difficult to say, the reforming absorbed lots of the original organic workforce to rebuild the building's energy reserves. If he hasn't been digested by the walls then he might be birthed from behind the wallpaper at some point?

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New Employ 693's avatar

I would like to reccomend a book called medling kids. Its a cosmic horror comedy based on a scooby doo type group dynamic. Also this news letter was very informative and helpful (for my enjoyment levels). I can't wait to see whether she will talk to him or not.

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Will McDaniel's avatar

Oooo thanks for the recommend! I'll check it out!

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HotSingleMeatDrone( LONELY!! )'s avatar

We more snippets of your steamy romance! The details of the flaps are so lifelike, you truly are a fantastical author Mr. Cutlets!

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Will McDaniel's avatar

There's a good reason why Chris Cutlets has won the award for excellence in meat based romantic fiction writing for four years in a row!

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